tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post4074548968440487745..comments2023-10-08T07:55:49.987-04:00Comments on Highway 10 Revisited.: Requesting an Audience.Kev D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13557162668726460610noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-72123913058431994732011-02-05T12:33:37.716-05:002011-02-05T12:33:37.716-05:00I just love your detail and humor. Spot on.
Crap...I just love your detail and humor. Spot on.<br /><br />Crap, I am one of those snorers. I went to see the King's Speech, nice empty theatre with new cushy, comfortable seats and it was warm....and I went out. Luckily, my husband kept nudging me but a huge snort popped out and I sat up and we stared at each other like owls in the dark, and way down deep inside this little voice of denial, "no one heard". Like hell. Oh, I saw the end, the speech.....signed, an old one.Basque-Landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04831826411062363382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-9171113332984649052011-02-04T22:40:41.252-05:002011-02-04T22:40:41.252-05:00Awesome. Check the updates...Awesome. Check the updates...Kev D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13557162668726460610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-62655390587843831482011-02-04T13:38:32.016-05:002011-02-04T13:38:32.016-05:00So, um, hi. I'm giving you another award over ...So, um, hi. I'm giving you another award over at my place. Enjoy!<br /><br />http://erraticquestions.blogspot.com/2011/02/award-that-has-turned-into-its-own-post.htmlHannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11607021364119243979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-73192580753368966922011-02-04T08:10:14.110-05:002011-02-04T08:10:14.110-05:00Trying to size up the competition, eh?Trying to size up the competition, eh?Kev D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13557162668726460610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-50406316916436618932011-02-03T22:58:37.163-05:002011-02-03T22:58:37.163-05:00I found you through Tracy @ 'It's An Avera...I found you through Tracy @ 'It's An Average Life'. It seems we're paired up on the he said/she said thing. Came by to 'spy' on you, but I really like your blog, and I totally agree with the movie thing. That's why I almost exclusively Netflix it, that way I don't deal with morons.Alessandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12322892477027654637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-78757783089674841562011-02-03T13:18:10.325-05:002011-02-03T13:18:10.325-05:00Good point... I find it's getting harder to wa...Good point... I find it's getting harder to wait out the crowds now, since movies go in and out of the theater so much quicker than they used to...Kev D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13557162668726460610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-63919496996395233522011-02-03T12:28:48.302-05:002011-02-03T12:28:48.302-05:00Kevin!
This is EXACTLY why I wait several weeks a...<b>Kevin!</b><br /><br />This is EXACTLY why I wait several weeks after a movie comes out before seeing it.<br /><br />Usually by then it's hardly crowded.<br /><br />Other tricks include going to see the early morning show or holding out for a bad-weather day when most people don't want to venture out.<br /><br />I've actually seen movies this way and sometimes I was the only one in the theater!<br /><br /><i>Hooray!</i><br /><br />-DeanDean Greyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01014573083751127043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-49211399345141464262011-02-02T18:39:00.655-05:002011-02-02T18:39:00.655-05:00Thanks!
What's a bestie? Is that some new br...Thanks!<br /><br />What's a bestie? Is that some new breed of dog or tiger that I am unaware of? What theater allowed that?<br /><br />In any case, that is a great technique to avoid Close Encounters. I commend you on your ingenuity.Kev D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13557162668726460610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-61281659657545555842011-02-02T15:08:53.876-05:002011-02-02T15:08:53.876-05:00I just went with my bestie to see a movie..on Mond...I just went with my bestie to see a movie..on Monday...at 6:30. It was us (two 19 year olds) and 35 other old people. And one had to sit right next to me. <br />It shouldve gone down like this:<br /> ME: WOMAN! GO SIT IN ONE OF THE OTHER 382982 SEATS!!<br />Instead it was more like this:<br /> Me whispering to my bestie: I'm gonna go to the bathroom...move my bag to the other side of you...away from that person!<br /><br />Props to your blogpost though. Definitely HILariousJackiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08866136578781541191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-46344104286729742492011-02-02T10:19:36.871-05:002011-02-02T10:19:36.871-05:00@Beer: The Hysterectomy Punch is actually, I belie...@Beer: The Hysterectomy Punch is actually, I believe, a universally accepted way of dealing with the Open Book, even in the case of a man.<br /><br />@Al: I believe tickets cost infinity.<br /><br />@Antares: Excellent additions. I'll remember them when I write part 2, or an addendum.<br /><br />@dbs: Country Strong is Movie Weak.Kev D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13557162668726460610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-1093211926288438712011-02-02T01:10:49.691-05:002011-02-02T01:10:49.691-05:00"bakes your beans" = hilarious.
And anot..."bakes your beans" = hilarious.<br />And another thing...I just returned from the theatre and sadly, someone was nice enough to bring a lady with a walker and then they promptly left her to fend for herself as she repeatedly tried to squeeze her walker down a row. It was like watching a vehicle stall over and over again. I have nothing against this lady but I mean come on, help her get to her seat. I bet those bastards made her pay for the movie too. Forgive me. I'm very bitter because my wife made me go to "Country Strong" which is like the musical version of of the Real Housewives series.DB Stewarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15484034493143850659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-13378235420569415602011-02-01T20:32:03.864-05:002011-02-01T20:32:03.864-05:00Hey Snowhite. What happened to Sneezy and Snory?
...Hey Snowhite. What happened to Sneezy and Snory?<br /><br />Waiting for the next in the series where you tell us about The Translator and the desperate and available Cell phone user.Antares Cryptoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12197876328401157462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-42192587027696424002011-02-01T19:12:16.456-05:002011-02-01T19:12:16.456-05:00The batcave is full of bats??
All that for more t...The batcave is full of bats?? <br />All that for more than $10 a ticket.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-34551725501152934312011-02-01T13:24:10.413-05:002011-02-01T13:24:10.413-05:00Man, last movie I went to, I sat next to the Open ...Man, last movie I went to, I sat next to the Open Book. It was a comedy, and instead of laughing, EVERY time there was a punch line she would just say "that's SOOOO funny." Every little joke. "That's SOOOO funny." <br /><br />You know what would have been SOOOO funny? If I had punched her in the vagina and given her an emergency hysterectomy by way of fist.A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-88351051486238629442011-02-01T08:52:18.166-05:002011-02-01T08:52:18.166-05:00If Burpy is behind you, it's pretty bad, becau...If Burpy is behind you, it's pretty bad, because they end up blowing that vomit air on you. And I think we all know what Farty Pants can do. If Farty Pants is combined with Close Encounter you might not survive...<br /><br />I think I'd have to do a whole other section about people bringing their kids to movies that don't make sense to kids.<br /><br />I smell a volume 2 coming... or maybe that's just my Farty Pants.Kev D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13557162668726460610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-52266895292509731812011-02-01T08:48:12.757-05:002011-02-01T08:48:12.757-05:00Hilarious just choked on my beloved morning cereal...Hilarious just choked on my beloved morning cereal...the person right next to my cube seemed a little concerned. <br /><br />What about Burpy or Farty Pants, or Poopy Diaper...the idiots who bring babies/infants to movies, and contribute to a future where we will all be requiring hearing aids. Plus I am sorry to be mean, but a crying kid annoys the heck out of me, especially when you go see a movie like Date Night and parents have the balls to bring their 2 year old...really people!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10789372347397222022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-80525859936365036572011-02-01T08:31:21.890-05:002011-02-01T08:31:21.890-05:00@Katy: While we're at it, let's start taki...@Katy: While we're at it, let's start taking away their driver's licenses as well... but that's a whole other thing for a whole other day.<br /><br />@Kage: How many times do I need to tell you, OBVIOUSLY I don't mean you. Never change!<br /><br />@VinnyC: As long as our erotic fantasies don't overlap, I won't be worried.<br /><br />@Kelley: Thank you for the kind review! The Hitter is kind of like the Psychic I mentioned above... tends to be more with people you know, I was going for strangers here :) ... Granted all of this means that YOUR family are some of the people that I am talking about!!!!! Try and keep them in order!!<br /><br />@Uncool: Yeah I can't imagine how that must be... one day I will... for now, I'll stick to avoiding ALL that.<br /><br />@Paul: Man, that's awful... at that point I would run out of the theater and never come back. As for being a Stand-In, I myself am one too... but ONLY at home, and never out loud in the theater.<br /><br />@Cerealist: I wan't talking DIRECTLY to you :)<br /><br />@Chris: I guess I completely forgot to cover the whole drunk/stoned crowd in the theater. I suppose they could be lumped in with the Too Cool for School. I think sitting on a lady makes you the Molester. Perhaps Chester the Molester, to make it sound more endearing.Kev D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13557162668726460610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-67108918214023387392011-02-01T07:00:38.070-05:002011-02-01T07:00:38.070-05:00I can go way better than close encounter. A number...I can go way better than close encounter. A number of years back I went to see a movie and I was admittedly a little late which is another knock against me. Anyway, I was a bit stoned and confused looking for four seats where I and my other stoned friends could sit. I saw them, awesome. Wanting the aisle seat I hurry up and snatched it and let my friends walk around me. Somehow, I didn't see a rather tiny lady sitting in that seat and sat right on her lap. Yea, I was the jerk that day.Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17045294003088106262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-72344674916189826412011-01-31T20:17:36.416-05:002011-01-31T20:17:36.416-05:00"You know what? Fuck you." FTW."You know what? Fuck you." FTW.TheGameDocIsInhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04517088054758135619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-24619564307058934702011-01-31T17:13:47.582-05:002011-01-31T17:13:47.582-05:00It's so true! It's all so true.
I do hav...It's so true! It's all so true.<br /><br />I do have a funny story about a ballsy film teacher of mine: He was watching Hook in a movie theatre, and there was this guy who kept explaining EVERYTHING that was happening. My teacher finally leaned over and said, "Hey, is she blind or something?" And the guy answered that she was. He felt pretty stupid. In most cases I think something should be said though.<br /><br />Also, I must confess that I am a stand-in. I'll try to repent...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16267734306990507829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-71187579245789572522011-01-31T15:07:52.513-05:002011-01-31T15:07:52.513-05:00I only get to see movies for the under-10 crowd th...I only get to see movies for the under-10 crowd these days ... and those scenes are not much better.Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-24126830516710106822011-01-31T14:07:28.192-05:002011-01-31T14:07:28.192-05:00I can't breath. I have laughing tears streamin...I can't breath. I have laughing tears streaming down my eyes, and I'm sure my husband, who is working out in the garage, is probably afraid to come in the house now. I have one of each of these people in my family of five, except for the making out part. Of course, that may be when I'm not at the movie with them. I do many movies and wonder if people have just gotten so used to doing whatever they want while watching at home they forget to be on good behavior while in the theater. You did, however, leave out my Mom who is the hitter. She hits me every time something shocks or surprises her and I'm sure you can figure out she is also the not so whispery whisperer. <br />Anyway, thanks for the laughs,<br /> KelleyKelley Simpsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14176267025788625762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-40463712492263171072011-01-31T13:42:22.220-05:002011-01-31T13:42:22.220-05:00I've experienced quite a few of these. Tossing...I've experienced quite a few of these. Tossing at drink at their heads counts as one of my non-erotic fantasies too.Vinny Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10097265589198549734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-71352866784726070742011-01-31T13:35:20.232-05:002011-01-31T13:35:20.232-05:00you know, there are more subtle ways of asking me ...you know, there are more subtle ways of asking me to stop having sex in the back of the movie theatre, kevie. <br /><br />jeez.Henrietta Collinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12759980222087034766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201388071982545084.post-35878664036228069552011-01-31T13:32:04.713-05:002011-01-31T13:32:04.713-05:00I liked this.
You must go see a boatload more movi...I liked this.<br />You must go see a boatload more movies than I do. <br /><br />I vote for keeping old people out of movies with questionable moral standards.<br />I was sitting next to a really old couple for “Black Swan,” and it made me uncomfortable.<br />Not the movie. Just, you know, having people raised in the Victorian Age sitting next to me as Mila Kunis went down on Nathalie Portman…Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.com